Our Best Puns for Dairy Month? You Feta Believe It!

June is National Dairy Month—meaning it’s time for our annual serve-and-volley of dairy puns! Brie afraid. Brie very afraid.

Our Top 5 Dairy Pun Recommendations

5. Anything you can do I can do feta.
We’ll lead off with a strong one from the cheese family. This pun has rhythm, with a surprise twist at the end. Strong notes of Irving Berlin here.

4. I solemnly swear that I am up to no gouda.
Much of the planet pronounces gouda the Dutch way—ghow-da. But if you pronounce it American style—goo-dah—you open up possibilities like this one. A favorite of Fred and George Weasley.

3. Those dairy farmers sure know their cowculus!
A close cousin to moo puns (which are always amoosing), cow puns require a bit of imagination. We like this one because, well, math, and because it honors our awesome VT and NH dairy farmers. Pair with an explanation point.

2. Cheesy. Any variation. A pun classic.
This milky modifier is uddered a lot (see what we did there?), which is part of its charm. But what it lacks in originality it makes up for in pure versatility. Bold, elegant, pithy. Lots of possibility here.

1. Anything with udders.
Come on, there’s just something funny about the word udder. Many prefer variations of “udderly” or “uddered” (see above), but we like the tried-and-true “in one ear and out the udder.”

Tell us your Puns!

Got a favorite dairy pun? Hit us up on social media and share. In the meantime, we’re done, we promise. We milked this for all it’s worth.

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Ken Davis

Ken Davis is the Co-op's senior copywriter. Email him at kdavis@coopfoodstore.com.